Captain Cinnamon

A man-whore during his time off, he hates his name, but refuses to change it, because "That's exactly what Alex Trebek wants him to do." His real father may or may not be Alex Trebek. Ping-Ping has a crush on him, but refuses to admit it. She complains to Pew-Pew about it often, which leads to tension between Pew-Pew and the Captain.